{"id":3330,"date":"2024-07-07T20:13:27","date_gmt":"2024-07-07T20:13:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.jillpearlman.com\/?p=3330"},"modified":"2024-07-07T20:13:27","modified_gmt":"2024-07-07T20:13:27","slug":"the-gods-take-on-swimming-the-seine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.jillpearlman.com\/?p=3330","title":{"rendered":"The Gods&#8217; Take on Swimming the Seine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blog.jillpearlman.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_0450.heic\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.jillpearlman.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_0450.heic\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3331\" style=\"width:306px;height:auto\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>How I miss the Seine \u2013 brackish\u00a0<br \/>green-black waters fed by jars\u00a0<br \/>where painters clean their brushes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It doesn\u2019t promise hope; one reason why<br \/>I miss it.\u00a0\u00a0No one swims there alive,<br \/>not Poseidon, not Apollo.\u00a0\u00a0During his\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>lunch break, Poseidon strolls along\u00a0<br \/>its shores, then rushes to Monoprix\u00a0<br \/>where he sells Speedos. Olympians\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>be warned.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How I miss the Seine \u2013 brackish\u00a0green-black waters fed by jars\u00a0where painters clean their brushes. It doesn\u2019t promise hope; one reason whyI miss it.\u00a0\u00a0No one swims there alive,not Poseidon, not Apollo.\u00a0\u00a0During his\u00a0 lunch break, Poseidon strolls along\u00a0its shores, then rushes &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.jillpearlman.com\/?p=3330\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1459,1462,1460,131,1457,1458,1461,1463],"class_list":["post-3330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-champions","tag-competition","tag-olympians","tag-paris","tag-paris-olympics","tag-polluted-rivers","tag-seine","tag-sports"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4D5qU-RI","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jillpearlman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jillpearlman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jillpearlman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jillpearlman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jillpearlman.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3330"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jillpearlman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3330\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3332,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jillpearlman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3330\/revisions\/3332"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jillpearlman.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jillpearlman.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jillpearlman.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}